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Brass Monkey Tiny Sex Diary - Tiny Pocket Sized Journal For Remembering Life Changing Escapades And Other Shenanigans

TINY SEX DIARY - And by tiny…we mean really tiny. These 2.75” by 3.75” journals will help you remember the important moments of your life–you know, like those intimate moments. That’s right. Finally. The Tiny Sex Diary is here. Every page will include space to date, rate, and evaluate your latest escapade. Think of all the memories future you will look back on as you flip through this window to your own sexual history.
VINTAGE INSPIRED - Features a perfect bound foil stamped felt cover with gold edged paper cover and 112 pages, each one designed to note your best or worst sensual experience. With space for the date, location, summary of the experience, this sex diary will ensure your sultry stories will live on, possibly at the Smithsonian one day, depends on how alluring.
GIFT IT UP - The Tiny Sex Diary by Brass Monkey makes a great gift because it provides a fun and memorable way for people to record their most interesting or boring(we don't judge!) erotic moments. You could also use the diary to promote healthier bed habits, or you could just use it to memorialize the time you trusted a person way more than they deserved.
Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

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Brass Monkey My Master Plan – Productivity Journal Includes Snarky And Endearing Graphs And Charts To Evaluate Progress And Succeed In Life

by Galison, Brass Brass Monkey

PRODUCTIVITY JOURNAL –‘Getting things done’ doesn’t have to be synonymous with boring. This hardbound task guide will do the impossible–help even the worst of procrastinators get more stuff done and have fun doing it. Features 348 unique pages and a cloth bound cover with embossed, black foil artwork and an attached ribbon bookmark.
MULTIFUNCTIONAL – Filled with snarky and endearing charts, graphs, and other ways to evaluate your progress as you form habits, check off never-ending to-do lists, and succeed at life–despite, well, life. Whether you use this Productivity guide at school, work, or home, it’s just the right size to be perfectly portable.
PERFECT FOR GIFTING – From back to school, to new job celebrations, or just because, this 'My Master Plan' Productivity Journal from Brass Monkey makes a chic gift for any occasion. The Productive guide is perfect for those people in your life who just need to take it one day at a time.
Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

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Brass Monkey Tiny Password Diary - Tiny Pocket Sized Journal For Remembering Passwords And Other Secret Information

by Galison, Brass Brass Monkey

TINY PASSWORD DIARY - And by tiny…we mean really tiny. These 2.75” by 3.75” journals will help you remember the important passwords of your life–you know, like that old AOL email you only use for sale notifications. That’s right. Finally. The Definitely Not My Passwords – A Tiny Password Diary is here. Every page will include space to write down passwords and what they're used for. Think of all the passwords your grandchild will read as they flip through this window trying to figure out what inheritance you left them.
VINTAGE INSPIRED - Features a perfect bound foil stamped felt cover with gold edged paper cover and 112 pages, each one designed to note your weirdest yet mind boggling password character rules. With space for the login, password, or security question, this password diary will ensure your online accounts will live on, making sure you get that 40% off coupon even in the year 3000.
GIFT IT UP - The Tiny Passwords Diary by Brass Monkey makes a great gift because it provides a fun and memorable way for people to record their most interesting or boring (we don't judge!) passwords. You could also use the diary to remember security questions or password requirements if you don't trust the internet or your computer to do it for you.
Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

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Dates People Get Mad If I Forget Tiny Diary

by Brass Brass Monkey

TINY DIARY - Introducing the tiniest lifesaver you'll ever own – our 2.75” by 3.75” tiny diary with 112 gilded-edge pages! Perfect for jotting down those oh-so-important dates that you dare not forget (because, let's face it, your life may depend on it). Whether it's anniversaries, birthdays, or that crucial meeting with your boss, this tiny diary ensures you'll never miss a beat again. But hey, if you do happen to forget, we can't promise to bail you out – consider yourself warned!

VINTAGE INSPIRED - The exquisite design of the tiny diary is meant to inspire you and make you nostalgic, transporting you to a time when handwriting was an art form and every page held a secret waiting to be revealed. With ample space to jot down important dates, from birthdays to anniversaries, this tiny diary ensures you'll never miss a moment worth celebrating or agonizing over. So next time you're chronicling your own adventures, let the Dates People Get Mad If I Forget tiny diary add a touch of old-world glamour to your boring life.

HIGH QUALITY - This tiny diary packs a punch with 112 gilded-edge pages that scream sophistication. It's like owning a piece of stationery heaven, where every detail, from the sturdy cover to the elegantly designed pages, oozes high-quality goodness. So why settle for mediocre when you can have the best? Treat yourself to this tiny diary and strut your stuff with style – because when it comes to writing in luxury, darling, accept nothing but the finest!

PERFECT FOR GIFTING - Perfect for the friend who appreciates the finer things in life or the loved one who deserves a touch of elegance in their daily routine. Despite its small size, it has beautiful gold 112 gilded-edge pages, making it the perfect companion for jotting down dates, dreams, and to-do lists in style. Plus, its vintage-inspired design adds an extra layer of charm and sophistication. So whether you're celebrating a special occasion or simply want to show someone you care, this tiny diary is sure to delight and impress.

BRASS MONKEY - We bridge the gap between kitschy roadside souvenirs and elegant fine china, offering a curated collection of well-designed products infused with a delightful sense of humor. Our mission is to transform the ordinary into the extraordinary, crafting items that seamlessly blend functionality with whimsy. From quirky guides to stylish essentials, we specialize in creating must-have treasures that add joy and personality to everyday life.

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You Can Do It Googly Sticker Book (A Brass Monkey Sticker Book)

by Brass Brass Monkey

STICKER BOOK - Get ready to pop the top on a can of laughter with the You Can Do It Googly Sticker Book from Brass monkey! From soda cans that look like they've seen it all to soup cans that have seen better days, these stickers are sure to bring a smile to your face every time you see them. Perfect for adding a dash of retro charm to your notebooks, water bottles, laptops, and more, these stickers are guaranteed to be the hit of any gathering. So grab a can (or two) and get ready to crack open the fun with our side-splitting sticker book!

VINTAGE INSPIRED - Each page is a treasure trove of vintage-inspired artwork, featuring a wide range of googly-eyed cans – complete with clever comments that will have you giggling with delight. With 19 pages of traditional oversized stickers and 1 page of googly eyes, the possibilities for creative mischief are endless. Whether you're adorning your notebooks, decorating your laptop, or adding a touch of whimsy to your scrapbook, these stickers are sure to bring joy wherever they go.

HIGH QUALITY - Printed on durable, high-quality paper, these stickers boast vibrant colors and crisp details that elevate any surface they adorn. With over 19 pages of traditional oversized can stickers to choose from, you can trust that every sticker is crafted with care and attention to detail. Whether you're decorating your belongings or adding a touch of whimsy to your crafts, our sticker book ensures long-lasting enjoyment and endless creative possibilities.

PERFECT FOR GIFTING - With its premium-quality construction and hilarious googly-eyed ans, the You Can Do it Googly Sticker Book is a unique and memorable present that stands out from the crowd. Whether you're shopping for a friend who appreciates vintage charm or a family member who loves a good laugh, this sticker book is sure to delight and entertain. So give the gift of laughter and imagination with our sticker book – because who wouldn't want to unwrap a little bit of fun?

BRASS MONKEY - We bridge the gap between kitschy roadside souvenirs and elegant fine china, offering a curated collection of well-designed products infused with a delightful sense of humor. Our mission is to transform the ordinary into the extraordinary, crafting items that seamlessly blend functionality with whimsy. From quirky guides to stylish essentials, we specialize in creating must-have treasures that add joy and personality to everyday life.

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Tiny Hopes And Dreams Tiny Diary

by Brass Brass Monkey

TINY DIARY - Introducing the tiniest diary you've ever seen – and when we say tiny, we mean it! Measuring just 2.75” by 3.75”, this pint-sized journal packs a punch with 112 gilded-edge pages. It's the perfect companion for jotting down everything from important lists to daily to-dos, and let's not forget all that other random crap life throws your way. With this little gem in hand, you can finally conquer your chaos and get your life together – all while feeling like a giant in the palm of your hand.

VINTAGE INSPIRED -It's the perfect blend of old-world elegance and modern convenience, allowing you to capture your thoughts and dreams in style. Whether you're jotting down daily musings or preserving precious memories, this tiny diary evokes a sense of nostalgia while helping you stay organized in the present. So channel your inner Hemingway or Austen and embark on a journey of creativity and inspiration with this delightful vintage-inspired companion!

HIGH QUALITY - This tiny diary packs a punch with 112 gilded-edge pages that scream sophistication. It's like owning a piece of stationery heaven, where every detail, from the sturdy cover to the elegantly designed pages, oozes high-quality goodness. So why settle for mediocre when you can have the best? Treat yourself to this tiny diary and strut your stuff with style – because when it comes to writing in luxury, darling, accept nothing but the finest!

PERFECT FOR GIFTING - Perfect for the friend who appreciates the finer things in life or the loved one who deserves a touch of elegance in their daily routine. Despite its small size, it has beautiful gold 112 gilded-edge pages, making it the perfect companion for jotting down thoughts, dreams, and to-do lists in style. Plus, its vintage-inspired design adds an extra layer of charm and sophistication. So whether you're celebrating a special occasion or simply want to show someone you care, this tiny diary is sure to delight and impress.

BRASS MONKEY - We bridge the gap between kitschy roadside souvenirs and elegant fine china, offering a curated collection of well-designed products infused with a delightful sense of humor. Our mission is to transform the ordinary into the extraordinary, crafting items that seamlessly blend functionality with whimsy. From quirky guides to stylish essentials, we specialize in creating must-have treasures that add joy and personality to everyday life.