Books by Brian Boone

The Jokiest Joking Knock-Knock Joke Book Ever Written...No Joke!: 1,001 Brand-New Knee-Slappers That Will Keep You Laughing Out Loud (Jokiest Joking Joke Books)

by Brian Boone

Knock-knock. Who's there? Even more joking shenanigans in The Jokiest Joking Knock-Knock Joke Book Ever Written...No Joke!

This outrageous book features hundreds of hilarious knock-knock jokes for kids, along with hundreds of clever illustrations.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and we'll tell you another knock-knock joke!

Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Venice
Venice who?
Venice dinner?

Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door!

Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke before you leap.

The Jokiest Joking First Grade Joke Book Ever Written. . . No Joke!: 650 Brand-New Funnies for First Graders That Will Keep You Laughing Out Loud

by Brian Boone

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The Ultimate Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!: The Hugest Pile of Jokes, Knock-Knocks, Puns, and Knee-Slappers That Will Keep You Laughing Out Loud (Jokiest Joking Joke Books)

by Brian Boone, Kathi Wagner, May Roche

A big, bold, unbelievable collection of the world's funniest jokes!

A hysterical collection of jokes, puns, and knock-knocks to crack up kids of all ages, this enormous book features all of the best jokes from the wildly hilarious Jokiest Joking Joke Book series. Accompanied by clever illustrations, these sidesplitting wisecracks will keep kids amused for hours!

The Jokiest Joking Spooky Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke: 1,001 Giggling Gags About Goblins, Ghosts, and Ghouls (Jokiest Joking Joke Books, 5)

by Brian Boone

Get spooked by the kookiest and creepiest bunch of jokes there is!

The Jokiest Joking Spooky Joke Book Ever . . . No Joke! is a haunted library full of ghoulish guffaws and giggles that will have you and all your favorite goblins laughing like jack-o’-lanterns! No nightlights necessary, this kid-friendly joke book is a puntastically playful tomb of fun. Take this cauldron companion anywhere, and you can bring even the most dead-boring situations howling back to life!

- 1,001 of the silliest, kid-friendliest jokes for spooktacular fun
- Funny stuff for all your best vampires, werewolves, witches, and Franken-friends
- Lots of funnily frightening illustrations throughout

Perfect for scaredy-cats and ghost-lovers alike, these funny one-liners, knock-knock jokes, graveyard puns, and creepy-crawly chucklers will keep you screeching like it’s Halloween all year long. Keep your wits about you with this cackling crypt of must-LOL jokes!

An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters: Sidesplitting Jokes and Shenanigans from Salty Springs (1) (Unofficial Joke Books for Fortniters)

by Brian Boone

What do a door and a new Fortnite player have in common? They both get “knocked” a lot.

What happens after you drink too much Slurp Juice? You burp juice!

Jump out of the Battle Bus and jump into more than eight hundred side-splitting jokes!

Jokes for Fortniters is an all-new, laugh-out-loud book of jokes for you and your squad. From Battle Royale puns and wordplay to funny one-liners that will have you dancing, this hysterical book has the cleverest jokes about Fortnite and game play. Cackle your way to victory with the funniest, craziest, and silliest jokes you can fire off to everyone on the island!

Inside you will find funny gags such as:
What kind of pop should Fortniters never drink?
Shield pop! Where do Fortniters sleep?
In a nite fort! And many many more!
For kids ages eight and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or any battle royale! You’ll enjoy telling these silly jokes to your friends and family. Get extra laughs from silly illustrations throughout!

The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter 4-Book Box Set: Includes Volumes 1–4 (Unofficial Jokes for Fans of HP)

by Brian Boone

Your favorite Gryffindor guffaws, stupefying shenanigans, Hufflepuff hilarity, and Riddikulus Ravenclaw riddles, all in one place!

You won’t need the tickling charm after reading this collection! This fantastical box set contains all four of the Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Books: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor Stupefying Shenanigans for Slytherin Howling Hilarity for Hufflepuff Raucous Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw From Dumbledore to Umbridge, from Hogwarts to Hogsmeade, from Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy, every aspect of the Harry Potter universe is contained in these four fantastic books. One-liners, quips, and wisecracks will have you and your friends and family spellbound. So Accio this box set and crack up at the wizard world!

Featuring hundreds of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations, each joke book provides endless amounts of fun and clean humor for readers and fans of the bestselling series.

The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol. 3 (Unofficial Jokes for Fans of HP)

by Brian Boone

Here are hundreds of hilarious jokes, especially for those who believe that they belong in the esteemed Hogwarts House of Hufflepuff (not Gryffindor, not Ravenclaw, and certainly not Slytherin)

Here are hundreds of hilarious jokes from the Harry Potter world for every muggle, wizard, and squib. The Pottermore website allows Harry Potter fans everywhere to be sorted into the house that’s right for them, and now loyal Hufflepuffs everywhere can find themselves in The Unofficial Harry Potter Jokes Book: Howling Hilarity for Hufflepuff. This fourth book will continue the silly jokes, funny art, and hilarious one-liners specific to the most underrated house of all, and to the wider wizard world.

Jokes include clever lines such as:

At least at first, did Cedric like being in the Triwizard Tournament?
Yeah, he could really Diggory it!

What does a Hufflepuff do after a wand duel?
He huffs and puffs!

What kind of cereal do they serve at Hogwarts?
Hufflepuffs.

Why did Professor Sprout take the Herbology job?
She wanted to get back to her roots.

Knock-knock…Who’s there?
Tonks. Tonks who?
Tonks a lot!

Featuring hundreds of jokes and fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun for readers and fans of the bestselling series

The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol. 4

by Brian Boone

Here are hundreds of hilarious jokes, especially for those who believe that they belong in the esteemed Hogwarts House of Ravenclaw (not Gryffindor, not  Hufflepuff, and certainly not Slytherin)

The Pottermore website allows Harry Potter fans everywhere to be sorted into the house that’s right for them, and now the Ravenclaws the world over will find their place in The Unofficial Harry Potter Jokes Book: Raucous Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw. This third book in the series dives deeper into this magical universe, poking fun of every wizard and muggle from Hogsmead to the Ministry of Magic itself.

Jokes include clever lines such as:

What do you get when you cross a Ravenclaw with the infirmary?
Ill-literacy

We value wit, humor…and brains! Or maybe we’re just “for the birds.”
Who are we? Ravenclaw

Why did everybody want to take Professor Flitwick's class?
Because he was so "charming."

Why did Gilderoy Lockhart team up with Nearly Headless Nick?
He needed a ghost-writer.
Featuring hundreds of jokes and fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun for readers and fans of the bestselling series.

Brain Twisters for Minecrafters: Puzzles and Headscratchers for Overworld Fun

by Brian Boone

Amazing Minecrafter Brain Games and Puzzles that Will Blow Your Mind!

Discover worlds of Minecraft fun with puzzlers that will have your friends scratching their heads from here to the Extreme Hills. “Brain twisters” make way for tons of fun—a little bit puzzle and a little bit funny—they’re the Minecraft fan’s most exciting riddles. Use your Minecraft know-how to solve cool logic puzzles. Some solutions even have a hilarious twist—you'll be laughing all the way to the Nether! With more than eight hundred brain twisters, you’ll stock up on brainpower more explosive than a creeper’s TNT.

Find the cleverest puzzles in the Overworld, including:

A Creeper is after Steve, and he has to find safety in one of three structures. One is on fire, one is full of Skeletons, and the other is home to Spiders who haven’t eaten in months. Which place is the safest?
The structure with the Spiders. If they haven’t eaten in months…those Spiders are dead.

Alex is in the Taiga biome with a pack on her back, but she isn’t carrying anything. How is this possible?
The pack is a pack of Wolves.

What item in Minecraft is black when you mine it, orange when you use it, and grey when it’s all used up?
Coal.

Steve comes across a jack o’lantern and a couple of sticks in the middle of a grassy biome. What’s the meaning of this?
It was a Snow Golem…but it melted. The pumpkin head and stick arms are all that’s left.

Brain Twisters for Minecrafters is the ultimate Minecraft game (besides Minecraft of course). In these pages you’ll find all kinds of fun brain games about Mobs, biomes, Steve, Alex, tools, and ores galore. Let’s get in there and pick your brain, Minecrafter!

The Mini Jokiest Puns Book: Wisecracks That Will Keep You Laughing Out Loud (Jokiest Joking Joke Books, 2)

by Brian Boone

What dinosaur knows the most words?
The thesaurus.

The amazing Jokiest Joking Joke Book series just went miniature! A punderdome of fun awaits in this pocket-sized edition of a very funny, very punny book of laughter. Featuring hundreds of hilarious jokes for kids, along with clever black-and-white illustrations, it’s a gut-busting way to a funnier day at home or on the go. The Mini Jokiest Puns Book is mini in size, but giant in fun!

The Jokiest Joking Riddles Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!: 1,001 All-New Brain Teasers That Will Keep You Laughing Out Loud (Jokiest Joking Joke Books, 4)

by Brian Boone

Hilarious riddles for kids in our fun, illustrated jokiest joking format

The newest book in our joke book series for kids, The Jokiest Joking Riddles Book Ever Written...No Joke! has 1,001 brand-new riddles guaranteed to keep kids entertained and laughing. With cute illustrations throughout, this book will delight joke book fans!

Hysterical Jokes for Minecrafters Blocks, Boxes, Blasts, and Blow-Outs

by Brian Boone

This adventure series is created especially for readers who love the fight of good vs. evil, magical academies like Hogwarts in the Harry Potter saga, and games like Minecraft, Terraria, and Pokemon GO.

NOT OFFICIAL MINECRAFT PRODUCT. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG.

Hysterical Jokes for Minecrafters: Blocks, Boxes, Blasts, and Blow-outs is the third book in the Jokes for Minecrafters series, which includes more than 800 hysterical jokes. These clever puns and silly one-liners poke fun at everything Minecraft, from creepers and ghasts to golems and endermen. These side-splitters will have any Minecrafter rolling over with laughter!

Inside you will find hysterical gut-busters such as:

Q: Where does Steve get everything to furnish a house?
A: Bed, Blocks, and Beyond.

Q: How do you feel if you see a floating mob overhead?
A: A-ghast!

This joke book for kids ages 5 and up comes complete with silly illustrations to make these jokes even funnier. Whether you’re at home or school, you can have all your friends and family in stitches over these hilarious Minecraft jokes!

Above the Rim Essential Knowledge and Obscure Facts Every Basketball Fan Needs to Know

by Brian Boone, Brendan Boone

Elevate your basketball trivia game with fresh facts and superfan challenges!

Test your sports savvy and emerge a champion with this interactive, brain-busting trivia book written by fans for fans. Above the Rim delivers all the stats, figures, funny stories, and highlights your inner sports nerd craves. Take a shot at Who Said It?, Guess the Player, and True or False quiz questions. Discover little-known facts about the most iconic players of all time, from Wilt Chamberlain and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar to Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and Giannis Antetokounmpo. Boost your basketball wisdom and discover:

- Who got thrown out of more games than any other player?
- What's the punishment for dunking so hard you shatter the backboard (besides needing to pick the glass form your hair)?
- Which team has the worst road record in NBA history? Hint: They went 1-40!

Get ready to score fascinating new insights and push your existing knowledge to the ultimate limits with Above the Rim.

The Kobe Way The Iconic Moments and Maneuvers That Made Him a Legend

by Brian Boone

“I don’t want to be the next Michael Jordan. I only want to be Kobe Bryant.”

Kobe Bryant was an unstoppable force. His secret: he played The Kobe Way. Go inside the techniques that made the “Black Mamba” a late-game hero for the Los Angeles Lakers, the on- and off-court leadership moments that continue to inspire all athletes, and the unrelenting determination and spirit that made him get back up for the win time and time again over twenty seasons.

- Learn how Kobe tenaciously worked to make himself better, faster, and more precise
- Get motivated with Kobe’s best quotes that capture his tireless pursuit of greatness
- Take in a Mamba-eyed view of the exact games, points, and drills that separated Kobe from the rest
- Discover little-known facts and stats about Kobe’s life and gameplay through fun, bold infographics
- Look back on Kobe’s generous spirit through his sports academy, charitable giving, and mentorship efforts

Twenty-five stories and original, vibrantly illustrated portraits celebrate Kobe’s larger-than-life persona and boundless spirit.

The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.

by Brian Boone

Featuring hundreds of jokes and over 50 illustrations, this collection provides endless amounts of fun and clean humor for readers and fans of J.K. Rowling’s bestselling wizarding books.

Muggle world got you down? Dark Lord actively trying to end you? Horcrux fell into the abyss that is between your couch cushions? Need some laughter but haven’t learned the tickling charm yet? Don’t worry; The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book is here to relieve some of the daily stresses that accompany a life of witchcraft and wizardry. “Tom” Riddles, knock-knock jokes, and plenty of puns:

• How did Ron gas up the flying car?... ”Expecto petroleum!”
• How does a Quidditch newbie function?... By winging it!
• What kind of drink do magical parrots like?... Pollyjuice!
• What’s a Thestral’s favorite day of the week?... Flyday!