Books by Harry Prichett
Bad Dog: 278 Outspoken, Indecent, and Overdressed Dogs
by Rob Battles, Harry Prichett, R.D. Rosen
Bad habits, bad attitudes, bad breath. With a weakness for bad outfits and having bad hair days. Dogs are no less bad than cats, so it was only a matter of time before, emboldened by the runaway success of Bad Cat, the #1 New York Times bestseller with 487,000 copies in print, dogs would be begging for the chance to speak out. Dogs like:
Trixie, the puppy eating her own foot, who says: “If you’re wondering, it tastes like chicken.” Or the aging Sam, eyes popping out of his head and granny glasses askew: “Sweet mother of mercy—the Viagra’s working!” Or Tasia, a big mutt forced to wear little Santa hats, who snarls: “I’d like to roast your chestnuts on an open fire.” There’s Dallas the surly yoga instructor. The old letch Samson, half-mastiff and half-slobber. Barley of the Order of the Vested Shih Tzus. Devil-worshipping Penny. Friend of sailors Miz Skeeter Bug. And Charlie, whose words should be heeded by every owner who thinks it’s cute to dress up the family pet: “Listen to me! I am not a bird. I am not a plane. I’m just your dog, Charlie.” In the same format as Bad Cat, with 244 truly funny photographs (including a number of group portraits), plus name, age, hobby, and candid quote.
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Throw the Damn Ball: Classic Poetry by Dogs
by Rob Battles, Harry Prichett, R. D. Rosen
A hilarious collection of poetry by dogs—the perfect gift for lovers of literature and pups alike.
“Dogs seldom make passes
At dogs passing gasses.”
Are these the words of Dorothy Parker? Ogden Nash?
Nope, the author is Sparky from Milton, Pennsylvania. Sparky, Snowy, Tucker, Louie, these canine laureates have written a volume of poetry displaying the brilliance and wit we've always suspected our dogs were hiding from us. They also, it turns out, revere the human geniuses who came before them, as you’ll see with “There Is No Frigate Like A Pavement”—an homage to Emily Dickinson—and “Do Not Go Gentle.” Yes, Dylan Thomas would love it.
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Bad Baby
by Ross Macdonald, Rob Battles, Harry Prichett, R.D. Rosen
Not bad bad, but cute bad. Really cute. Bad Baby is a screamingly funny collection of 247 priceless baby photos matched with candid captions.
There’s Gabriella at the wheel of the family SUV: “Don’t try to stop me—I’ve put up with you for eleven months.”
Chelsea, wearing only a diaper, who says: “You know that slogan, ‘Just do it’? I just did.”
Danny, chilling on his baby lounger: “I’m in the wetness protection program.”
The tough, cell phone-toting Olivia: “To be honest, Jake, nobody wants to work with a leading man who’s not toilet trained.”
Kieran, sighing in his crib: “Merciful God, if she winds up that musical mobile once more, my head’s going to implode.”
And the squinting Isabel, illustrating Bad Baby Early Warning Sign #333: Baby bores visitors with endless Don Corleone impersonations.
Full of utterly adorable faces matched with the full range of baby badness—unrepentent antinappers, street-corner Similac dealers, rebels in a puppy suit—Bad Baby gives voice to the secret inner world of babies, where there’s clearly a lot more going on than wondering where their next binky’s coming from.
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Bad Baby
by Ross Macdonald, Rob Battles, Harry Prichett, R.D. Rosen
Jack was having another perfect day. In fact, you could say that his whole life was perfect, except that he wanted someone to share it with. That someone arrives in the form of a new baby sister who keeps growing...and growing...until she's about ten stories tall, wreaking havoc with every step she takes. Of course, Jack gets the blame. Full of the sly, raucous humor that marked Ross MacDonald's previous books, this is the ultimate book about sibling rivalry, and one that will soon have readers young and old guffawing in recognition.
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Bad Cat Page-A-Day® Calendar 2026: 365 Not-So-Pretty Kitties
by Rob Battles, Harry Prichett, Workman Calendars, Richard D. Rosen
OUTRAGEOUS CAT PHOTOS: Hundreds of cats are matched with funny, slightly naughty spot-on captions that showcase their bad sides. All photos are submitted by pet owners and calendar customers! LAUGH-OUT-LOUD HILARIOUS: Bad Cat Bucket Lists, Bad Cat Secrets, and Bad Cat Early Warning Signs are sure to bring a smile to any cat lover’s face. NOW PLASTIC-FREE!: Page-A-Day® Calendars are environmentally friendly! Printed on responsibly sourced paper and 100% recyclable, with sturdy cardboard backers.
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Bad Cat Page-A-Day® Calendar 2025: 365 Not-So-Pretty Kitties
by Rob Battles, Harry Prichett, Workman Calendars, Richard D. Rosen
A purrfect balance of cuteness and chaos: 365 days of not-so-pretty kitties, caught being naughty, sassy, or full of attitude, complete with snarky captions. OUTRAGEOUS CAT PHOTOS: Hundreds of cats are matched with funny, slightly naughty spot-on captions that showcase their bad sides. All photos are submitted by pet owners and calendar customers! LAUGH-OUT-LOUD HILARIOUS: Bad Cat Bucket Lists, Bad Cat Secrets, and Bad Cat Early Warning Signs are sure to bring a smile to any cat lover’s face. PLASTIC FREE: Printed on responsibly sourced paper and 100% recyclable. Use the reverse of every page as notepaper!
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